~ Party [NEW]
For my fiftieth birthday, my wife rented a theater at the Alamo Drafthouse. She invited fifty of my closet friends to see a screening of American Werewolf in London. After the film, guests took turns roasting me. Etched onto this tombstone is the roast presented by Jon Gann. He used ChatGPT. It got a lot of laughs, and I was the loudest contributor. Afterwards, we ate cake.